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Dear toothpaste, I know you’re still in there! Sincerely, still squeezing the tube.
"Will be ready in 5 minutes" of A Woman & "Will call you back in 5 minutes" of A Man Are Essentially The Same Thing!!!
That awkward moment when you enter and elevator, u wait a while it opens again and someone comes in, you realize your on the same floor -.-
If you watch the Titanic backwards its about a magical boat that saves people.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7, 8, 9! :)
I hate when I`m trying to sleep & my mind says- You know what`s a great movie? Paranormal activity.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
Wishing your dog could talk.. Then thinking about the things you did in front of him.
Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, & my alarm clock is the police.
Adam to Eve: I`ll wear the plants in this family!
"Dude! He just called you a thief!" "Oh HELL NO, hold his wallet!"
If I promise to miss you, will you get the hell out of here ??
1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands,7 seas, over 6 billion people, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.
Guy : "I wear the pants in this relationship" Girl: "yeah, but i control the zipper!
That moment when You give someone the the silent treatment because you are mad at them & they don`t even notice.
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