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Punxsutawney Phil did not see Manti Te'o's girlfriend either today.
The song Gangnam Style actually describes ''the perfect girlfriend who knows when to be refined and when to get wild.''
Bro's before hoes, not bro's over your girlfriend.
My girlfriend told me to see things from a girl's point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window..
Apparently, the answer ''I Know'' is not a good answer when your friend tells you how good his girlfriend is in bed.
Oh, you cheated on your beautiful girlfriend with a hoe that looks like Chewbacca? Good choice.
A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend... You should worry if she doesn't care.
Girls want a GUY that can openly say ''Yes that's my girlfriend and yes I do love her.''
A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend.
Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices...you are one of them.
A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your attention, it's because someone has hers.
Notice to all men...don't have sex with your girlfriend while they is on their period...you may get called blood sport!
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to SINGLE and wait 2-3 minutes.
"Dad.. I got my girlfriend pregnant.." "WHAT?!?!?!!" "Nah I`m kidding, I just failed my bio exam" "OH THANK GOD!!"
Don`t expect her to be perfect, if you want a perfect girlfriend. Go buy a barbie.
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Facebook statuses is an short message that generally gives an info without going in too much detail. When a status is updated, it posts on the yours and friend's personal wall, as well as in the news feeds of their friends.
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