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Make your girlfriend happy by telling those 3 words every women loves to hear " Here`s my Wallet"
My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, So I gave her a sticker for standing up for her self.
Never mention your bro`s ex-girlfriend in front of his current girlfriend.
Is it strange if I ask my ex if I could use her as a reference on my resume for a new girlfriend?
My girlfriend is like my iPad...I don`t have an iPad.
You Know You`re Drunk When you ask your girlfriend if she was single...
My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It`s freaking 2011, I`ll rent a boat
My Girlfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought her an atlas.
I wasn`t that drunk. Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.
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Facebook statuses is an short message that generally gives an info without going in too much detail. When a status is updated, it posts on the yours and friend's personal wall, as well as in the news feeds of their friends.
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