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Smiling while statusing Makes my parents think That I have a GIRLFRIEND :)
When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say ''Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?''
My girlfriend was all set to give me a handjob. But she blew it...
I'm still waiting on the day a girl comes up to me saying ''can i be your girlfriend''
My girlfriend said we can't hang out this weekend because she doesn't exist.
Guys... if your girlfriend can cook like in my Last Like then she is the keeper ↓↓
A good guy isn't ashamed to kiss his girlfriend in public, brag about the queen that she is & love her like she's never been loved before.
''will you be my girlfriend?'' sounds much better than ''will you go out with me?''
Forever a friend, never a girlfriend.
If you cheat on your beautiful girlfriend with some ugly hoe then I suggest you go and do the gangnam style dance in traffic.
Best girlfriend ever in my last status! Check it out
A girlfriend who puts up with your Bullshit everyday >>> she's a keeper..
Girlfriend: ''Leave!! Get out this house, I hope you die a slow and painful death!'' So I replied, ''Wait, so you want me to stay?''
In China, you can rent a girlfriend for only $31 per week.
If your Girlfriend is fat , tell her to walk 20 miles a day . . . . In a Month she will be 600 miles away ..
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