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A girlfriend that is freaky , faithful , fine , goofy & honest > ...
Justin Bieber says he never makes girlfriend Selena Gomez travel separately.
I haven't made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks because she died! 5 weeks ago.
'I'm being fraped!' My girlfriend put on her Facebook status. 37 likes! I think myself very lucky she accidentally pressed that f.
My girlfriend just texted me saying “I want you to get me wet when I get home ;)”. I’ve got 15 water balloons ready… I can’t wait...
When your girlfriend has a Taylor Swift song stuck in her head either you did something awesome or you screwed up big time.
What's the best thing about having a bulimic girlfriend? She's always willing to do deep throat.
*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: ''Who was that, your girlfriend?'' *Everyone laughs* Nerd: ''Nope. It was yours.'' *Dead silence*
My girlfriend suffers from depression brought on by her having anorexia. I told her she should lighten up.
I think you know you should dump your girlfriend when you take her to the abortion clinic and she asks for ''The usual''.
My pregnant girlfriend is having an abortion tonight. Don't tell her though, it's a surprise.
My last girlfriend called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a 12-year-old.
Guy got dumped by his girlfriend cuz he wasn't tall enough & she wanted some1 taller. So he did this to himself >> (read my last status)
I really want my girlfriend to have an abortion, but we're having a lot of trouble conceiving.
Dear boys, this is the best gift for your girlfriend for this Christmas .. Read my Last Like
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Facebook statuses is an short message that generally gives an info without going in too much detail. When a status is updated, it posts on the yours and friend's personal wall, as well as in the news feeds of their friends.
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