Guy got dumped by his girlfriend cuz he wasn't tall enough & she wanted some1 taller. So he did this to himself >> (read my last ASAP)
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Where do I stand on abortion? Typically at the top of the stairs behind my girlfriend.
Guy got dumped by his girlfriend cuz he wasn't tall enough & she wanted some1 taller. So he did this to himself >> ( last status )
I was poisoned by a snake today and my girlfriend had to suck the venom out. Or at least that's what I told my mom when she walked in.
Hey guys, I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend instead of watching the game tonight.
My girlfriend gets mad when I call her my ''girlfrien'' She wants the D
When a girl does ANYTHING for you without a title as a girlfriend. That’s true loyalty right there.
A guy who looks out for his girlfriend >
My girlfriend told me ''baseball or me''. Sometimes I miss her..
Since my teenage girlfriend got pregnant everything has changed. My address, my identity, my telephone number, my credit card...
88% of boys want their girlfriend to do this job because they find it sexy. Check it in my last tweer>>
89% of boys want their girlfriend to do this job because they find it so sexy. Check it in my last status >>
If size doesn't matter, how come my girlfriend's vibrator isn't three inches and crooked?
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend...you owe me.
''I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.'' - Harry Styles
I gave my Anorexic girlfriend a kite today. She was blown away.
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