Girls are most talented creature on earth. Because they listen half understand quarter but explain it double.
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Guys: When she`s not yours, you`ll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.
Dude, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that`s when you should be worried.
A boy`s eye is faster than Google when searching for a girl in a crowd.
Most girls on Facebook have more problems than a math book. LIKE if you agree.
When a guy sees a girl he finds attractive, he stares at her for an average 8.2 seconds.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a great sense of humor that has me hooked on you.
When your crush gets rejected by their crush. You sit there, think, "You should`ve asked me!"
I hate when girls take ugly pictures and tag people in them.
it`s Very easy to sacrifice for a girl , but it`s difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing
"You`ve changed" Ummmm actually I think the proper term is "I`ve stopped trying to please you."
Guys who still carry bags, open doors, tell their girl that she`s beautiful, and show respect... Real Men.
When girls get jealous, it`s normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
Treat her with respect. Accept her for who she is. Make her feel safe and protected. Be her best friend.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
If a guy tells you that you drive him crazy, you are either doing something really right or terribly wrong.
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