When guys get jealous, it’s actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start!
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Ladies, when you ask a boy who they like and they say "nobody", 1% are telling the truth, 5% are lying, 94% that "nobody" is you.
Boy: "Hey babe I miss you." Girl: "Your Xbox broke didn`t it". Boy: "Yep.."
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that , is the beginning of a new argument.
Don`t take too much time to text her back.. It makes her feel you`re talking to someone more important than her.
A smile is the best make up any girl could wear :)
When a girl is jealous, she is capable of doing better research than the FBI.
Every girl needs a good guy to help her laugh when she thinks she`ll never smile again.
If a woman asks you a question, it`s better to tell her the truth, chances are she`s asking you because she already knows the answer.
I`ll be fine as long as you stay single.
There are two things a man can never hide: The fact that he`s drunk, and the fact he`s in love.
Darling, don`t flatter yourself. I sent you a friend request, NOT a wedding proposal.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Male Dictionary : I`m hungry. = I`m hungry.
Girls Are Like Police. Once They Get Hold Of All The Evidences, They Still Want To Hear The Truth From You.
I`m a lazy texter. Unless you`re cute.
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