Don`t call yourself a man, when you have no qualitys of one.
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I`m single - you`re going to have to be pretty amazing to change that.
Behind every great woman,there is a guy looking at her ass :D
A real man is not a word player, because a real man always keep his words.
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly
When a girl says "whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark,and then eaten by it.
Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don`t take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use good grammar. 3) Ask questions. 4) Use the :) face.
I`m a boy. I don`t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don`t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
When a guy likes you... he`ll text you a lot, stay up every night with you, compliment you, and always have time for you.
The only way a guy should hurt a girl; is from hugging her too tight.
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