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LIKE IF: when you`re having a drink, and the ice cubes suddenly attacks your face
I`m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
That moment when 10 year olds have a better phone than you.
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
My first facebook status in 2013 will be `is anyone alive?`
Hi, I`m your bed… and we`ve slept together ;)
Be a nerd – no one can kill what already has no life.
If I actually did "live like there`s no tomorrow". I`d be in jail.
I have pruned my friends list. If you`re still here, you must be very interesting, or we talk a bit
Clapping the longest during an assembly because you`re a fearless savage.
I remember when my bestfriend was shy and quiet, I created a monster. :D
That moment when you think of something scary before you sleep.
Girl: Mummy? Mum: Yes Dear.. Girl: Is santa Chinese? Mum: emm...no dear...why? Girl: because my doll says made in china!
I love how people have noting better to do besides annoying me.
All my life, I`ve been saying duck tape, not duct tape.
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