If your going to lie, lie to Rihanna, because she loves it, and i don`t!
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Slow Texter: The texter that texts back so slow that you have to go back to your Outbox to remember what you sent them.LIKE if you have a friend like that.
That annoying moment when you`re talking, then interrupted & can`t remember what you were talking about.
Two tips for faster jogging (1) hot gurl in front of you; (2) creepy girl behind you
They sell Universal remotes at Wal*Mart… can you believe that power like that is available to just anyone! Crazy.
Hitting every button to stop the last message on your phone from being sent.
Girls, at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there.
Dear toothpaste, I know you’re still in there! Sincerely, still squeezing the tube.
"Will be ready in 5 minutes" of A Woman & "Will call you back in 5 minutes" of A Man Are Essentially The Same Thing!!!
Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, & my alarm clock is the police.
That moment when You give someone the the silent treatment because you are mad at them & they don`t even notice.
I hate Those Who Steal My Ideas Before I think of them :)
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