Your mama is so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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Miss the old days, just not my old ways.
My mom thinks WTF means "wow thats fantastic" .. Today i texted her: mom i got and A on my English test my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner
You`re leaving because it is easier to walk away than to fight for what you really want.
Getting married at 21 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
People don't use the word ''swag'' enough..
''A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.'' - Lao-Tsu
School may be hard, annoying, and irritating. But admit it, you’re going to miss it when it ends.
Your body makes you sexy. Your smile makes you pretty. But your personality makes you beautiful.
i m a soldier
if i die in the battle zone
put me in the box n wearing a maddle in my chest
n then say to my parrents he was a good soldier....
We could learn a lot from bees. Organization, productivity, community sacrifice, stinging people who annoy us.......
Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.
Life is funny, things change but you'll always be you. Stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you're for anyone.
Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness. - Napoleon Hill
Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.
''We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from life.'' -William Osler
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