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Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition..
Successful people have 2 things on their lips. “SILENCE AND SMILE” Smile to solve problem and silence to avoid problem.
Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check since I have too pass one to earn it for you?
First day of school: ''SCHOOL IS AWESOME!'' Second day of school: ''How many days until VACATION?''
Most kids: I like to drink and smoke weed. Me: When its really cold out I like to breath heavy and pretend I am a dragon.
*Doing homework* I status, *Eating* I status, *Everywhere I go* I status, *Before sleep* I status.
''It is our basic right to be a happy person, happy family, and eventually a happy world. That should be our goal.'' - Dalai Lama
Treat me like a queen and I will treat you like a king, play me like a game and I will show you how it's played.
"How do I look?" Friend: "You look fine." Good Friend: "You look really pretty." Best Friend:"You look horrible"
Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30 friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 Real Friends.
We have three types of friends in life: Friends for a reason, friends for a season, and friends for a lifetime.
We have three types of friends in life: friends for a reason, friends for a season, and friends for a lifetime.
From strangers to friends. From friends to best friends. From best friends to lovers. From lovers to ex. From ex to strangers with memories.
Relationship stages: Strangers » Friends » Best Friends » Relationship » Heartbreak » Friends » Strangers
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Facebook statuses is an short message that generally gives an info without going in too much detail. When a status is updated, it posts on the yours and friend's personal wall, as well as in the news feeds of their friends.
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