There are plenty of fish in the sea, so why are you fishing in one pool and complaining about the fishes you catch there?
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Some guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
I`m painting a blue square in my backyard, so that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
Yo momma's so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a slightly larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
''Did your mom drop you as a baby?'' ''Yeah, into a pool of sexy.''
Zayn Malik is the only guy who would buy a $2.2 million house with an indoor swimming pool and can't swim.
''Were you dropped as a baby?'' Me: ''Yeah... into a pool of sexy!''
Pool is my favorite sport because you don't have to run and there's beer five feet away.
Some girls are tan and others look like they went swimming into a pool of Doritos.
I got kicked out of the pool today ... apperently the breaststroke isn't what I thought it was.
I'm painting a blue square in my garden, so that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school`s swimming pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water... Is that wrong?
Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.
If you´re a millionaire and you don´t have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool, then you should just give me all of your money because you´re wasting it.
Nothing says ''fat'' like wearing a shirt in the pool.
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