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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar? A snIckers bar has nuts.
They say you can SINK or SWIM... I'm gonna set the bar... I'm gonna FLY...
Bartenders should put a pink straw into every woman's 4th drink, as a signal to all the men in the bar that she's ready.
Taylor Swift has had more break ups then a Kit-Kat bar.
2 Asians walk into a bar.Bartender says, ''Why the same face?''
Type ''homosexual'' in the Twitter search bar, click people, look at the first 6 that come up.
Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, Tumblr is the bar, and Facebook is the people crying in the washroom.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
What's the most popular pick up line at the gay bar? May I push in your stool?
Every bar bathroom should have a cupholder.
Stephen Hawking and Christopher Reeve walk into a bar...Oh Wait.
An irishman walks out of a bar.
A gymnast walks into a bar. She gets a two-point deduction and ruins her chances of a medal....
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
A Priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
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