MY job is to make you happy and please you. YOUR job is to be there for me and hold it down. OUR job is to make the world jealous of US.
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❒ I want a job ❒ I don't want a job ✓ I want money
It's not your job to stop them from talking behind you, but it's your job not to let it affect you.
my job? I am a mom, wife, chef, maid, doctor, student, babysitter, a provider, my job is 24/7 with no breaks, no down time and no days off. What's yours?
my job? I am a mom, wife, chef, maid, doctor, student, teacher, a provider. My job is 24/7 with no breaks, no down time and no days off. What's yours?
My job is to love you, but your job is to let me.
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 5 years, your job still sucks.
Finding a job in this economy is like playing "Where's Waldo?"... except that Waldo is looking for a job, too.
My boss told me "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume
...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
Phew that was close! I thought I was going to have to find a job! -Obama voters.
Some idiots actually sold their homes and properties thinking the world was really going to end! What losers. I hope my boss gives me my job back on Monday
If going on Facebook was a job I’d be rich by now
Getting a hand job is like getting your first killstreak. It's good...But you were going for something better.
I am not the smartest or most talented person in the world. But I succeeded because I keep going & going & going. -Sylvester Stallone
I need to tell you something. I know it is going to break your heart and maybe you will not talk to me after the bad news. But I want you to hear it from me first instead of hearing it from someone else. This is going to make you cry I know. I first thought I must just keep quiet about it but I know it will not be fair on you. I am so ashamed to have to do this but you need to know the truth. Don't be mad at me please. I will understand if you never want to hear from me ever again but it must come out..............booze prices is going up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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