I wish I could be a mermaid because then I’d have pretty hair and I wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs.
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''Wht type of mouse walks on 2 legs?'' ''idk, what?'' ''Micky Mouse. Now wht type of duck walks on 2 legs?'' ''Donald Duck?'' ''No,all ducks u idiot''
In bed: Both legs out, too cold...both legs in, too hot...1 leg out, perfect!
Today is opposite day. Wait...if today is opposite day and I say that it is opposite day that means today isn't opposite day. If it isn't opposite day then how cAn I say today is opposite dAy? I'm so confused -.-
Has anyone else ever had a super shakey ceiling fan, and you accepted that one day it will fall on you and cut off your legs?
The word of the day is ''legs'' Now let's go back to my place and spread the word;)
You know it`s almost summer; when you have to shave your legs almost every day because you`re wearing shorts.
One day you will remember me,one day you will laugh at the memories,one day you will try to find me. But One Day I wont be waiting for what you have to give
I hope you don't spread your lies as often as you spread your legs
Carrie Underwood has horrible legs.
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else.
Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.
Open books, not legs. Blow minds, not guys!
Dear shaving commercials: please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, try shaving a gorilla.
Why did the surfer lose his balance? A shark bit off one of his legs.
Do hugs, not drugs. Spread love, not legs. Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less. Understand, don't assume.
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