*Low battery* *Low battery* *Low battery* Well apparently you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds. -_-
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Age and temperature are just numbers. But if either gets too low, you should probably put your clothes back on.
My car said "low on fuel"..I replied "low on cash"..I'm still waiting for a reply..
Did you hear that the Catholics have developed a new, low fat, low calorie communion wafer? It's called ''I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus.''
I used to drink a lot in the 80s. Then I realized, who cares what the temperature is.
Temperature can affect appetite. A person in a colder room is likely to eat more.
I love how coffee is always the perfect drinking temperature.
Call her beautiful, not hot. She's a woman, not a temperature.
I was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget.
I`m not a bitch, I just have a low bullshit tolerance.
Girls who say "alot of guys are after me" should keep in mind that low prices attract many customers.
I don`t have an attitude problem! I just have a low tolerance for Bullsh*t!
And I stare at the phone and he still hasn't called and then you feel so low, you can't feel nothin' at all.
Life is too short.. So get some extensions to make it longer. Or when it makes you feeling low.. Just wear high heels for god's sake.
Well, with no shave November, Halo 4 and Black Ops 2 this month, I'm predicting teen pregnancy will be at an all time low.
Dear Phone, Maybe if you didn`t light up so many damn times telling me you had a low battery, you wouldn`t have died so quickly!
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