Lets be honest, whenever you get a new phone; you treat it like a new born baby.
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When I drop my phone, I act like I just dropped a new born baby.
LIKE IF: whenever you get a new phone.. you treat it like a new born baby.
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
Why do people say I just had a ''Newborn'' baby? If you just had a baby Im assuming its new. I'm not sure how u get pregnant with an old baby.
Girl: I'm jealous. Boy: Don't be jealous baby. Girl: Why? Boy: Cause you have something that they don't. Girl: What? Boy: My heart.
Girl: I`m jealous. Boy: Don`t be jealous,baby.. Girl: Why? Boy: `Cause you have something that they don`t. Girl: What? Boy: My heart.
Boy: Mommy what's in your stomach? Mom: Your baby sister! Boy: You love her? Mom: Very much! Boy: Then why did you eat her?
*Breaking News* Worlds youngest baby born today...
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? because it wasn't born yesterday..
I swear, its like EVERY payday I gotta spend money cause there's a birthday party to go to, a wedding, a baby shower, a new video game, a new stripper, something. Always something...
Ciara ''Like a boy'' Beyonce ''If I were a boy'', Rihanna ''Rude boy''. What's next? Justin Bieber ''I kissed a boy''.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
Let's take a moment to realize Kim K's baby is already more famous, richer, and successful than you.. and it isn't even born yet
Do you know the meaning og ABCDEF? A boy can do everything for Girl. Reverse the meaning of, GFEDCBA … Girl forget everything done & Catches new boy Again.
New Year = New Me. lol jk I will be loving the same boy who doesnt love me back, make the same mistakes again & still hoping for a good year
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