Boy: Mommy what's in your stomach? Mom: Your baby sister! Boy: You love her? Mom: Very much! Boy: Then why did you eat her?
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LIKE IF: whenever you get a new phone.. you treat it like a new born baby.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? because it wasn't born yesterday..
When I drop my phone, I act like I just dropped a new born baby.
Lets be honest, whenever you get a new phone; you treat it like a new born baby.
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
*Breaking News* Worlds youngest baby born today...
Let's take a moment to realize Kim K's baby is already more famous, richer, and successful than you.. and it isn't even born yet
Girl: I'm jealous. Boy: Don't be jealous baby. Girl: Why? Boy: Cause you have something that they don't. Girl: What? Boy: My heart.
Girl: I`m jealous. Boy: Don`t be jealous,baby.. Girl: Why? Boy: `Cause you have something that they don`t. Girl: What? Boy: My heart.
Ciara ''Like a boy'' Beyonce ''If I were a boy'', Rihanna ''Rude boy''. What's next? Justin Bieber ''I kissed a boy''.
You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.
You are not born a winner; you are not born a looser. You are born a chooser.
We're not born winners, we're not born losers... We're born CHOOSERS
Why do people say I just had a ''Newborn'' baby? If you just had a baby Im assuming its new. I'm not sure how u get pregnant with an old baby.
*At the gym, boy starts doing sit ups* Boy: 1...2...3... *Hot girl walks by* Boy: 153...154...155... ;)
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