Painting the roses red, we are painting the roses red. Not blue, not green, We’re painting the roses red
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Red, Trees Are Red ... F*ck﻿ my gardens on fire!
Roses Are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Ohh! Shit! There is a fire in my Backyard
*Drives up to red light* *Red light immediately turns green* O_O Me: "I am the chosen one..."
If someone threw Red Bull at me and yells, "Red Bulls gives you wings." I will throw a bag of poo at them and yell, "Shit happens."
I think that school,red lights and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones.
Roses are red , violets are blue , I got five fingers and the 3rd one for you ;)
Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my weiner!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a great sense of humor that has me hooked on you.
Roses are red, I'm going to bed.
What's red and can't swim? A firetruck.
Elementary School: ''Yes, coloring books!'' Middle school: ''WTF is this first grade??'' High school: ''Okay, who the f**k took my red crayon?''
Roses are red, I hate you, die.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
The colors blue, red, yellow, black & green were chosen for the Olympic rings because at least 1 of them appears on the flag of every nation
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