A man told his friend he has family problems...his friend said: my own is worse..this is why: i married a widow with a daughter, my father married that daughter now my father is my son-in-law...my daughter becums my step-mom, my wife bcums my gran-mum...more problem occured when i had a son..he was my mother`s brother n uncle....it became worse when my dad had a son who becums my brother and my grand-son Confussed?? Read again slowly
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Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: no, son I have a wife..
Son: Hey Dad! I got a girlfriend! Dad: Nice son, is she hot? Son: Hell yeah! - Girl: Hey Dad! I got a boyfriend! Dad: *Loads shotgun*
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
It's my birthday!! Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me :)
Happy Birthday to someone I would donate some non-essential organs to, and the fact that a Facebook reminder told me it was your birthday doesn´t make it any less special. Plus I live so far away that your birthday requires almost no effort on my part. And sorry I tried to kill you all those times when we were
Wife:if u call me fat again, I'll leave u! Guy:Nooo, wait dear, think about our son.. Wife:Son?? Guy:Yeah, aren't u pregnant? *slaps knee*
“Year 2036″ Son: “Dad, how did you meet mom?” DAD: “My son… it all started with a friend request on Facebook.”
*Year 2050* Son: “Dad how did you meet mom?” Dad: “Aaah my son… It all started with a Follow back on Twitter”.
What did the black man say to his son? Hello, son.
Son: Dad why do you EVERYTHING mom says? Dad: If I did I would get to name you. Son: Was it worth it dad? Dad: Yes it was Goku. Yes it was.
When I grow up, I want a son first, then a daughter; So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.♥;
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can"t understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
Son: "Dad, can you write in the dark?" Dad: "Uh, I think so, why?" Son: "I need you to sign my report card."
Son: What's a touchdown? Dad: I'm not sure son, we're jets fans.
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