Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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I got my son a stripper for his birthday. My wife wasn't impressed, but it's not every day he turns 4.
My son wasn't too pleased about me giving him a bath earlier. Apparently he wanted a bike for his birthday.
Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: no, son I have a wife..
What did the black man say to his son? Hello, son.
Son: What's a touchdown? Dad: I'm not sure son, we're jets fans.
Son: Hey Dad! I got a girlfriend! Dad: Nice son, is she hot? Son: Hell yeah! - Girl: Hey Dad! I got a boyfriend! Dad: *Loads shotgun*
When I grow up, I want a son first, then a daughter; So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.♥;
A man told his friend he has family problems...his friend said: my own is worse..this is why: i married a widow with a daughter, my father married that daughter now my father is my son-in-law...my daughter becums my step-mom, my wife bcums my gran-mum...more problem occured when i had a son..he was my mother`s brother n uncle....it became worse when my dad had a son who becums my brother and my grand-son Confussed?? Read again slowly
Wife:if u call me fat again, I'll leave u! Guy:Nooo, wait dear, think about our son.. Wife:Son?? Guy:Yeah, aren't u pregnant? *slaps knee*
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"..."aww u remembered my birthday?"..."ofcourse!, LOL Facebook told me!" :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!'' ''Aww, you remembered my birthday!'' ''No, Facebook told me
I don`t know you but, Facebook says its your birthday so..HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)
Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
On your birthday, today, I wish you a year with loads of fun, excitement and beautiful memories. Happy birthday.
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