There's a cloud of alcohol in outer space with enough alcohol to make over four trillion trillion drinks.
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My head has that drunk on cheap alcohol feel without me getting to actually drink the alcohol :(
Teenagers who drink alcohol, smoke and eat junk food are four to six times less happier than those who never smoked and drank alcohol.
They say that alcohol kills people, but let's not forget how many people were also born because of alcohol.
Alcohol turns strangers into best friends
A homeless guy just asked me for money, and I almost gave it to him, but then I thought... he's just going to use it for alcohol, and then I thought... That's what I'm going to use it for.
Excessive consumption of alcohol seems like a good idea.
Every woman iz beautuful n her unique way, smtimz it needs sm amount of alcohol to see with
Alcohol is like liquid Photoshop for real life.
That "No alcohol beyond this point." sign might as well say "I bet you can´t chug that whole beer!"
3 things a girl needs: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and best friends when both make her hit the floor.
I was told that I had an alcohol problem, but I think me and Captain Morgan have it figured out..
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Mom says: Alcohol is your enemy. Jesus says: Love your enemy. Case closed.
Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad...
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