See a bug outside: ''Hello Mr. Bug.'' See a bug in your house: ''DIE B*TCH, DIE!!''
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See a bug outside: ''Well hello Mr. Bug'' See a bug inside: ''DIE B*TCH DIE!''
would rather live my life as if there is a GOD and die and find out there isn't than to live as if there isn't a GOD only to die and find out there IS!
If I was to die tonight, I would die happy, becasue I have met someone as beautiful as you!
No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there, yet it is the destination we all share.-Steve Jobs
3 ways to die early. smoking = 5 years early. alcohol = 10 years early. loving someone who doesn`t love you = you die daily
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
Attractive people who post pictures make me want to die.
Two muffins are in an oven. One says ''It sure is hot in here!'' The other says ''We're both going to die and nobody will hear us scream.''
OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1) Hold your breath for 10 minutes. 2) Die.
When i die don’t write “R.I.P” on my grave… write “B.R.B”
What time we are supposed to die on the 21st of december?
You might think you want to die, but in reality you just want to be saved.
It's actually possible to die from laughing.
Tom & Jerry, the original 1000 ways to die
Love me until I die, and I'll meet you on the other side.
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