If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck then it could be a dragon doing a duck impersonation.
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If it walks like a duck and acts like a duck, its probably a duck. In other words, if you think it, its probably the truth, don't dismiss it.
A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.
''Wht type of mouse walks on 2 legs?'' ''idk, what?'' ''Micky Mouse. Now wht type of duck walks on 2 legs?'' ''Donald Duck?'' ''No,all ducks u idiot''
Baby, that duck face is so hot!
I have never actually seen a yellow duck.
A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.
I took to animal cruelty like a duck to lighter fluid.
anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. :)
Back in my day, making a ''duck face'' required two Pringles chips.
I like to throw pieces of bread at girl's who make the duck face.
What does a duck and a microwave have in common? Neither one is a squirrel.
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear trousers.
Now that fall is here, are all the teenage girls with duck faces going to fly south?
I can't afford to go on vacation these days,so I just drink until I don't know where the duck I am or how I got there.
All my life, I`ve been saying duck tape, not duct tape.
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