If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck then it could be a dragon doing a duck impersonation.
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If it walks like a duck and acts like a duck, its probably a duck. In other words, if you think it, its probably the truth, don't dismiss it.
A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.
''Wht type of mouse walks on 2 legs?'' ''idk, what?'' ''Micky Mouse. Now wht type of duck walks on 2 legs?'' ''Donald Duck?'' ''No,all ducks u idiot''
I have never actually seen a yellow duck.
All my life, I`ve been saying duck tape, not duct tape.
Back in my day, making a ''duck face'' required two Pringles chips.
Girls think making the (*3*) face is cute & I`m just like, "You look like a duck.."
Now that Fall is here, do you think all the girls with duck-faces will fly south for the winter?
Now that fall is here, are all the teenage girls with duck faces going to fly south?
Don`t forget that the cow goes moo... the duck goes quack quack...and the night club goes, oontz oontz oontz oontz!
I like to throw pieces of bread at girl's who make the duck face.
A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.
anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. :)
Do hairy girls make platypus face instead of duck face?
You deserve your mancard to be taken away if you take mirror pics with your shirt off. That's the equivalent of duck faces...
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