I saw a bumper sticker today that said "I miss New York", so I smashed their window and snatched their laptop...<br />
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Checks phone → sleeps → Wakes up → reaches phone → checks phone.
*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* Fucking Earthquake!
1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims Atlantic ocean, pushes mom out the way. grabs phone....''lol''
That awkward moment when you ignore someone`s phone call & they call you from someone else`s phone & you answered it.
The awkward moment when you think your phone made a noise, so you pick it up, but then you realize it wasn`t your phone so you pretend to be looking something up...
1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims Atlantic ocean, pushes mom out the way. grabs phone....''k'' FUUUUUUU!
Dear Smart phone users, if you don't have this APPS (free) then throw your phone out of window. sincerely, → ↓↓ ( Last Like ) ↓↓
I'll call it a "smart phone" the day I yell, "Where's my freaking phone?!" and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"
(phone vibrates) *runs across room* *jumps over couch* *fights off ninjas* *grabs phone* ''F*CK!, i thought you were someone else!!''
When I'm ignoring a girls phone call, the phone seems to ring longer than usual.
1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, pushed mom out the way. Grabs phone... The message: ''K''
When I`m ignoring a phone call, the phone seems to ring longer than usual.
That awkward moment when you`re talking to your friend on the phone & then your phone rings, realizing your call got cut out.
IPhone = Eye Phone = Illuminati Phone. And even ''Siri'' spelled backwards is ''Iris'' which means Eye. They're Watching You.
1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims Atlantic ocean, pushes mom out the way, grabs phone....''k.''
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