Girls don't dress to impress boys, they dress to ''out-dress'' other girls. If they were trying to impress boys they'd just run around naked.
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Painting the roses red, we are painting the roses red. Not blue, not green, We’re painting the roses red
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Red, Trees Are Red ... F*ck﻿ my gardens on fire!
Roses Are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Ohh! Shit! There is a fire in my Backyard
Ladies: Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and expect to be treated like a Queen.
''Does this dress make me look fat?'' ''Stop blaming the dress'' ._.
Girls don't dress for guys, they dress for themselves. If they dressed for guys they would be naked all the time
Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, and each other. If girls dressed for boys, they`d just walk around naked.
GF: Does this dress make my a$$ look big? BF: Nope Your A$$ makes the dress look big.
Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, theyd just walk around naked all the time.
Girl: ''Whats the price of this blue dress?'' Salesman: ''$800'' Girl: ''Awwww.....!'' Girl: ''And this red one?'' Salesman: ''Awwww + Awwww''.
*Drives up to red light* *Red light immediately turns green* O_O Me: "I am the chosen one..."
If someone threw Red Bull at me and yells, "Red Bulls gives you wings." I will throw a bag of poo at them and yell, "Shit happens."
Dear Girls, if you dress like this girl in my last status.. It's a major TURN OFF for guys.
Dear girls, if you dress like this , it is such a turn off for guys: Check out my last status...
When girls dress like this ❤ ❤ ( Look at my last status)
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