Guy leaves girl. Gets drunk. get this job after getting drunk and Does THIS for money : (Read My Last Like)
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Dear Face Cream, that guarantees to make you look 10 years younger, If I put this on my 10 year old brother, will his face disappear?
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
Do you agree with this? ''Luck seeks those who flee and flees those who seek it.'' -German Proverb
Bad guys in movies: ''But before I kill you, I want to tell you this really long story so you can be saved.''
Twitter Is Not Just Twitter . This Is ESPN , The Weather Channel , TMZ , MTV Jams , And Jerry Springer If You Got The Right Followers.
You don't understand. There isn't one person in this world that I want more than I want you.
Use you smile to change this world. Don't let this world change your smile.
Wow i drove this car to prom :D check out my last status <<3
I wish my school teach me this >.< read my last status ASAP
We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life. -JF Clarke
Walmart calls them ''self-checkouts'', I call them ''I might not pay for some of this.''
That awkward moment when you realize Justin Bieber was doing THIS to get 6 pack abs: (read my last status)
Don't be afraid of failure. This is the way to succeed. -Lebron James
Me: Dad can you do me a favor? Dad: Sure sweetie Me: Can i do this Job (last status)? Dad: O.o: --> (read my last status)
You know what? I'm done with this thing called 'Love'. Too much drama, broken heart, tears, and shattered hope.
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