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insert coin 2 view todayz status!! :D :D
I think Facebook needs a "NOBODY CARES" button right below the status update.
Facebook; the only place where I can be married to my best friend, and have more than 20 siblings.
Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications
If you fail, blame it on Facebook
When someone likes your status that you shared about a week ago and you think to yourself, "They must stalk me."
If Facebook ever shut down you`ll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in peoples faces screaming "Do you like this?! DO YOU?!"
All people on Facebook care about is craving attention
loves doing the “scroll of shame” the morning after drinking. That`s when I walk through all the stuff I shouldn`t have done on Facebook the night before.
I hate misspelling words when I post a status >_>
That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on facebook.
Good hair day = New profile picture.
Like this if you think you can do better
"Twitter is over capacity." *Refresh* "Twitter is over capacity." *Refresh* Screw it, I`m getting on Facebook.
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What is Facebook status?
Facebook statuses is an short message that generally gives an info without going in too much detail. When a status is updated, it posts on the yours and friend's personal wall, as well as in the news feeds of their friends.
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