Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time..
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It's impossible to bring up life insurance with your spouse without it seeming like you plan to have them whacked.
Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?
Would transformers buy life insurance or car insurance?
Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. It was tragic.
Giving someone all your love is not an insurance that they'll love you back.
Giving someone all your love is not an insurance that they will love you back
Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet rock died. It was tragic
Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish drowned. It was tragic.
I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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