Yes i am a bitch but i'll never be a whore... Get the difference??? :)
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Worker: hi welcome to Hollister
Girl: why is it so dark.
Worker: so we dont have to see yo fugly faces
I don't have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long...
What you do when people sing happy birthday to you: 5% - Sing. 10% - Smile. 85% - Sit there like a dumbfuck trying to figure out what to do.
Girls: Hes cute, hes cute, wow hottie, ew wtf, hes cute. Guys: Fuckable, fuckable fuckable, fuckable, too fat.
Girls: He's cute, wow hottie, eww no, aww gorgeous!. Guys: Fuckable, fuckable fuckable, fuckable, too fat
''WAIT!, WAIT!, WAIT!'' I Didn`t Mean To Send That! ''Message Sent.''...Aw Fuckk.. -_-
All Chief Keef videos be in one living room, NOTHING IN IT but 100 mufuckas jumping around..
What i really disagree on fb is,Even my mutual frns dnt pay attention my status update even if it is encourazing sentenze,But if a girl update jst a word,Then minimux 10 frnz will like the girl status...FUCK YOU ALL...Be a man.70% of world populatn is a boy..Don't give your time on girl status :):)
I fuck those who fuck with me..
Fat people shouldn't be allowed to have computers, You catfishing muthafuckers
Yeah, I thought about it and I ain't fuckin wit it
what's up with lady gaga's name? Seriously what is they a fucking baby?
ur pretty much over me but the reverse is a fuck load harder
There is no hurt in this world worse then feeling like they just doesn't give a FUCK!
Sick of getting hurt my every chick i give my heart to I'm fucking over it. Just want a girl that's going to treat my heart like there OWN...
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