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Obama fans check my last status lmao ;)
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you ;)
You have lot of curves and I have no brakes ;)
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can`t take them off of you ;)
You know what they say about men with big feet ;)..........We always have trouble finding shoes that fit.
I wish I was Robinson Cruso. Coz, I can have 'Friday' everyday :) TGIF guys..cheers ;)
Today I think I'll send out texts saying "Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?" ...JUST to see how many responses I will get. ;)
It's friday!! I smell vodka ;)
The sun isn't the only thing that rises in the morning...if you know what I mean ;)
I smile because your my daughter. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. ;)
Most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)
Ah Saturday, where it's socially acceptable to drink in the morning. ;)
I guess not everyone at this grocery store is as comfortable with my nudity as I am. ;)
Remember....... Its not drinking alone if you're on Facebook ;)
I'm the opposite of psychic. I don't even know what I'm thinking! ;)
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