Smile uncontrollably and the world smiles with you. Laugh uncontrollably and they'll think your on drugs.
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i just realized OK is a sideways person
Look down ur shirt and spell ATTIC
ever noticed that things are so much funnier when you're not supposed to laugh and you know it's so wrong to!
is very entertained just going through the status' on Status Shuffle... they are absolutely funny.
Some people are worth extending the olive branch to. Then there are others who need to be beat with it. LOL
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'm riding a MONGOOSE! sooooooo fun but u don't have a mongoose do u? hahahahahahahahaha too bad for u!3:)
I'm not a fruit loop... I'm your lucky charm!
I have a riddle: If you're going down a river at 2 mph and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?
(_|_) (_/_) (_|_) (__) (_|_) .. just getting comfy
Oh my gosh! Did you see the monkey eating those purple pickles with the llama in the kangaroo pouch churning butter next to the ice cream shop today? Crazy, eh?
I wonder how many times do I have to hit snooze before my alarm clock finally gives up?!?
"I think my thinking thinks thoughts that thought they think they're thinking when I'm thinking ". I thought i think my thoughts, but I thought wrong"
Be careful of following the masses - remove the "m" and who exactly are you following?
The best thing about this status is by the time you realize it's completely worthless it's to late for you to stop reading it.
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Facebook statuses is an short message that generally gives an info without going in too much detail. When a status is updated, it posts on the yours and friend's personal wall, as well as in the news feeds of their friends.
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