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Homework:Do me, do me. Internet: Don't listen to that sl*t..
''Don't read a book and be a follower; read a book and be a student.'' - Jim Rohn
''Can I copy your homework?'' ''Yeah, but I don't know if they're right.'' ''I don't care.''
Sure, repaying these student loans should be a snap now that I’ve graduated!
Sometimes I have too much homework so I don't do any of it.
Realizing that the answers to your homework are all in the back of your book :-)
Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
24 hours a day = 8 hours at school, 8 hours sleeping, and only 8 hours left to have fun, study, do homework and etc, I'm not a robot.
Procrastinator? No, I save all of my homework until the last minute because then I'll be older, therefore more wise.
Teacher: ''I hope I don't see you copying another student's homework.'' Me: ''Yeah, I hope you don't see that either.''
During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power.
Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
Even if I was home alone for six hours, my tv didnt work, computer was broken, phone wasnt charged and I lost the charger… I STILL wouldn’t do my homework.
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
Teacher: Who can explain gender discrimination with an example? Student: Women can sleep with whoever they want ,men have to sleep with whoever lets them!
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