In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating husband, but she's only allowed to do so with her bare hands.
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A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"
A man’s best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.
My wife had auto correct way before the iPhone.
If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
All girls are DEVIL but my wife is QUEEN …………………………………………… Of all of them :)
My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her and what is more, I have never fallen out.
Even my child started to walk without any support, nut my wife still holds my hand while walking.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
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