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When women have loved you and thrown themselves at your head, has that been idealism? Anton Chekhov. The Seagull
As a child I learned a lot of things from Disney films. For instance, going around kissing women who are in a coma is acceptable.
Cheating on a good women is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock. - Unknown
I got expelled from the public library for putting all the 'Women's Rights' books in the fiction section.
Men will spend 2 bucks on a 1 buck item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 buck on a 2 buck item that they dont need at all.
Women fall in love in the presence of a man, while men fall in love in the absence of a woman.
Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.
In women everything is heart, even the head.
Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
A man will never be the man a woman wants him to be ,and a women will never be the woman a man first thought she was.
Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.
A man typed in search box on Google : “What do women want?”. Google Replied : “We are also searching…”
Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, its called a credit card.
There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle aged.
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